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I’ll Tell You How Fucking Come

keithgessen:

How come Gawker never links to my tumblr when I post a photo of a cute puppy? I’m one of the top cute-puppy posters in the entire blogosphere, and what do I get? Readers: Please send more cute puppy photos. We’ll take back the internet yet.

K

The answer is simple: your posting of puppie pics on THE MOST IMPORTANT TUMBLR OF OUR TIME is a borderline felonious sham.  It’s a thinly-veiled attempt to mix in CUTEZ PAHPPEE PIXZ (what the Internet IS for) with your typical prattling on about bogus intellectual frivolity (what the Internet IS NOT for).  This tactic will not secure you the Internet.

The Internet is ours.  Not yours.  Stick to N+1.  Stick to print, too.  Leave the puppies to the pros.

Nothing is worse than the N+1 website, by the by.

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