Let’s be honest, Gessen: we both know you read this blog. However, you have not yet responded to the
six reasonable — okay — five reasonable questions we have posted here regarding your soiree in Directly Under the Manhattan Bridge Overpass (DUMBO).
We reason, then, that you don’t think these questions are being asked with the earnestness and seriousness becoming of THE MOST IMPORTANT AUTHOR AND MAGAZINE EDITOR OF OUR TIME.
These questions are serious. We would like to have them answered, preferably soon, so that we can determine whether we will make an appearance.
Please reply posthaste.