Take Back the Internet! - Questions about THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTY OF OUR TIME

An effort to prevent our sweet, precious internet from falling into the wrong hands.

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Questions about THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTY OF OUR TIME

What alcoholic beverages — if any — will be provided at your party?
What food — if any — will be provided at your party?
Who will be there?
Will music be played? If so, what artists?
What assurances do we have that this is not some elaborate ploy to kidnap your detractors?
Is there any required reading which we should complete if we wish to actively participate in conversations at this party?