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keithgessen: How come Gawker never links to my tumblr when I post a photo of a cute puppy? I’m one...

Jun 26th

"You condescending people should read my...

Cripes: Oh, youth. “Inscrutable youth,” as Elif says, “with your enormous sweatshirts and tiny...

Jun 25th

How was your stupid fucking party,...

Reviews from others have ranged from mockery to abject boredom.  We’d like your personal take.

Jun 23rd

Lineup Changes

Come to think of it, our friend at toomuchawesome has a point regarding our imaginary dinner with...

Jun 20th

The Starting Lineup for your Brooklyn...

You answered one of our questions, which we appreciate.  Sadly, the people you have listed are just...

Jun 20th

The Pain Is All Ours

We are, to be honest, almost starting to feel bad for THE MOST IMPORTANT LATTE DRINKER OF OUR TIME....

Jun 20th

Housekeeping for Vanity

To ensure a prompt reply, we present the following, mainly to ensure you don’t miss the post...

Jun 20th

Waiting For Godouche

Let’s be honest, Gessen: we both know you read this blog.  However, you have not yet responded...

Jun 20th

Questions about THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTY...

What alcoholic beverages — if any — will be provided at your party? What food...

Jun 19th

Kid's Got Alligator Blood

Jun 19th

Take Note, Gessen.

Tom Wolfe’s anecdotes are far more interesting and winsome than yours. Also, Max Abelson...

Jun 18th

Ostentatious Esotericism

Guess who’s back with another scintillating update?  You “gessed” it! There are...

Jun 17th

Bad Education

From keithgessen.tumblr.com: My readers ask the tough questions: I think you might need to shore...

Jun 16th

Pls keep me out of yr microfeud you...

Naturally, we at TAKE BACK THE INTERNET have been fans of Alex Balk for quite some time now. ...

Jun 16th

Now What We Gonna Do?

From keithgessen.tumblr.com: “Will I ever forget the moment I discovered...

Jun 16th

WE RESPOND TO THE MOST IMPORTANT...

In this Tumblr post, we see that Mr. Gessen has taken notice of our efforts here to TAKE BACK THE...

Jun 14th

THE MOST IMPORTANT AUTHOR OF OUR TIME DEIGNS...

Jun 14th

Jun 13th

"It's possible incidentally that the...

First, and most importantly, you are a gigantic twat. Having established this, let’s delve...

Jun 13th

Will Gessen Keep His Word and Turn this Stray...

Jun 13th

You're not a lunatic. You're just...

Lunatics are far more interesting.

Jun 13th

This Man's Pomposity Knows No Bounds

Jun 13th

““[Sheila should be fired] for missing everything...”
—  Emily Gould, onetime romantic...

Jun 13th

““That’s an interesting suggestion. But...”
— Keith “THE MOST...

Jun 12th

It's mine now, Gessen

Jun 12th